According to the current last post of Je Blogue, marriage = the end. (That’s according to my 10th graders, too, who made me a card on which I was depicted running through a giant engagement ring labeled “Finish Line,” after I became affianced last year.) But really, that could not be less so! 

Another thing that generally makes life feel far from over is a new pair of running sneakers! (So really kids, you were twice wrong!) I purchased this hideous pair today after learning that I pronate slightly (ME? PRONATE?) on my left side, and after being told that they are the “Lexus of running sneakers.” Now that they are in my home, I feel incredulous.